Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Rush Ain't Got the GUTS....but,

I do. Let the port sale deal to the UAE go ahead. The President knows what he's doing (being privy to the best intel on the planet....go figure!).

Just because Hush Bimbo...I mean, Rush Limbaugh, that archetypical Missoui embarrassment, hasn't got the chutzpa to agree in public doens't mean it's not the best thing to do at this time. It is. Sell the ports (oh, Babylon: don't you get it? When you stop being a whore you have outlived your usefulness!)

Sell the ports. It's what we do. Dems and Repubs......fuck off.

Go get 'em, George. You're my man....of the hour.

sdw

Monday, February 20, 2006

that rotten dirty cork-sucker "bush" strikes again

Dear Idiots and Assholes:
In the midst of your emotionally-wrought and childish rantings about what a monkey-f*cker your current President of the United States is, I ask only that you stand by.


http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060221/D8FT7608B.html



THE President of the United States has promised a revelation of "startling" effect upon most Americans, meaning all of us that never learned math or physics and have single-handedly given over the world economy to a bunch of losers from Europe.

Stand-by. An announcement is coming. You see, we Americans ARE stupid, but there are some smart ones among us. And occassionally those smart ones make it to public office. So when you go to the link posted above, do NOT expect "bush" to suddenly sodomize himself with a 6-foot double-headed dildo. You'll be disappointed. Expect, otherwise, exactly what he promised: a startling development in technology.

There is a time and place for all things, dear reader(s). A time to laugh, a time to cry, a time to bite it and a time to floss. Now is the time to floss, and even I don't know what that means!

I do know that technology is about 50 years ahead of what the Dow Jones says it is (for investment purposes) and that when America comes up short on the poker table we have plenty of hole cards to play. We're playing one now. So, stand by.

And for all of you dinosaurs out there who think Gloria Steinhem is the muff-diving goddess of the 21st Century and that our current President needs help pronouncing the alphabet then I must say this:

"Pride goeth before a fall".

sdw

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Sharecropping Slave Takes Swipe At Bush

During the funeral (a politicking moment if ever there was one) of Corretta Scott King, the "reverend" ... which translates "revere my rear end"...Joseph Lowery, co-founder of the Southern Christian Leadership Conference, made the following statement:

"She extended Martin's message against poverty, racism and war. She deplored the terror inflicted by our smart bombs on missions way afar. We know now that there were no weapons of mass destruction over there," Lowery said.

At this point....

The mostly black crowd applauded, then rose to its feet and cheered in a two-minute-long standing ovation.

A closed-circuit television in the mega-church outside Atlanta showed the president smiling uncomfortably.

"But Coretta knew, and we know," Lowery continued, "That there are weapons of misdirection right down here," he said, nodding his head toward the row of presidents past and present. "For war, billions more, but no more for the poor!" The crowd again cheered wildly.

Will you pardon me while I puke? Just take a look at this brother, and read the article for yourself:

http://www.drudgereport.com/flash8.htm

No man who wears a suit worth more than my house payment has the right to lecture me about what I or my president is doing for the pooooooor (also known in certain circles as "the Po"). Especially when he weighs in at over 200 lbs. of largesse. Makes me long for the heady days of Mel Brooks when a righteous cowboy turned to his boss and said:

"I sure hate to see you like this, Mr. Taggart. How would you feel if me and the boys was to shoot that n*gger dead?"

(no offense whatsoever, and nothing but respect, is intended for honest and hardworking, law-abiding American Citizens of African descent....but by all means feel free to clean your own house, sir!)

Oh yeah! Definately. And should I ever become president feel free to prosecute me for a hate crime. But don't do so now because you won't have a case. In order for it to be a hate crime there must be a seriously economically and civilly distressed individual on the receiving end of my hate (read: justified indignation) and the rev. Smokin' Joe Lowery ain't it!

I may only be a recovering baptist but I still remember one thing: render unto Caesar's what is Caesar's, and unto G*D what is G*D's, and for once that verse is recited in context (as opposed to the gathering of monumental funds to pay for your cadillac from the pockets of your flock, Joe). The President of the United States is worthy of respect, my disrepectful and beggardly brother, or else G*D wouldn't have put him there.

Oh, and by the way JOE, you puked ALL OVER the late Mrs. King's grave by undercutting the head of the very state that set her people free. Let's see if a president comes to the next hand-out convention, if that's how he's going to be treated.

Joe Lowery should be EATEN. And then puked up. And then eaten again. And then shit out. A dog should eat the shit. And that dog should be shot, then ground into burger, then fed to a pig. That pig should be burnt at the stake. That stake should be made into a six-foot double-headed wooden dildo. That dildo needs to be shoved up the ass of blithering, thieving idiot who cheered this imbecile....then burnt. Jesse Jackson can snort the ashes.

Now WHY won't they let me make policy???

Sunday, February 05, 2006

Terrorism: Here's an Idea

The English soldiers lined up, yelled "Hu-ahh!", and leveled their muskets. The Huron warriors ducked behind the brush until the English had fired, the lead pellets passing harmlessly overhead and into the trees.

Then the Huron swept down from hiding and slaughtered the English to a man.


Civilization is all about working together. Call it "delegation of authority" or "divergence of resources", whatever. Our strength in the west is dependent upon independent entities working together for a common cause, according to a systemic structure. Barbarians lack this. Including our Islamic brothers currently burning down embassies because of a cartoon.

The solution: withdraw ALL industrial support from Islamic nations until they learn to work together and join the family of mature nations and peoples. They get NOTHING by trade or barter or purchase, not even (in fact especially not gunpowder!). Food, perhaps. Maybe water, or even desalinization equipment, but no arms, no munitions, no complex commercial goods of any kind - from eye liner to land mines - until they mature enough to quit killing for G*D.

Do that, and you throw them back on their own resources, which are scant. About two decades without shoes should teach them to restrain their heretical impulses that G*D needs a hitman, that G*D cannot fight H*S own fights, that G*D needs someone on the front lines doing right in H*S eyes, for H*S cause. Let them starve, intellectually (including internet access: the boycott needs to be total) and industrially, and maybe the survivors who haven't killed each other in the interim will realize that we are all indeed brothers beneath the skin.

But to give the child a little is to give the child a lot. Let him make model rockets and soon he'll be making nukes. And then you are a parent no more: you're a victim.

Here's what makes America great: we work together, applying technology and dispersal of responsibilities and resources, YET we are individuals! Army to army, we are unbeatable (the English had that and still lost). And man to man we remain formidable. We have both; both our combined and unitary strength. Man to man, who can match the power of the pissed-off Muslim? But their armies are a joke. If they learn to work together then the west is in big trouble...but not anytime soon.

There is a place for the Arab and the Muslim in the world. That place is not being filled as yet. Time for discipline. Not to do so brings the penalty that all lax and soft parents deserve, and any fine and upstanding Islamic parent would agree with that philosophy...

...as long as it's not applied to themselves.